snapchatting:

you’re the most beautiful person i’ve ever seen, and no i’m not saying that because we’re right next to McDonald’s and i’m out of money

thisshitfunny:

i want a nasty bitch that would grab my dick during grace @ Thanksgiving Dinner 

-annoying:

i want flawless eyebrows and $100,000

*sniff* ah yes the fuckin’ leaves

*sniff* ah yes the fuckin’ leaves

tupacabra:

pussylipgloss:

meryl streep

damn she really can play any role

tupacabra:

pussylipgloss:

meryl streep

damn she really can play any role

piquic:

rich people be like “oh my shoe untied, I’ll buy a new one

The scene in the train station where a young boy smiles at Cyclops and he smiles back was unplanned. The boy was a huge X-Men fan, and Cyclops was his favorite. The scene originally called for Cyclops to look at the train schedule, but according to Bryan Singer the boy could not stop smiling at James Marsden. Finally, during one shot, Marsden just looked back at him and smiled, much to the boy’s delight. Bryan Singer liked the idea so much, he kept it in the film

officialunitedstates:

to all my spanish speaking followers:  hola

to all my non-spanish speaking followers who feel left out:  don’t worry, I just said “hello”.  maybe someday you too can grasp another language

taco-bell-rey:

The Simpsons was the most honest show out there