themostperfecturl:

there are two kinds of people

shmapey:

justmyflawedlogic:

lokisgloriouspenis:

okay today i learned that apparently the penis has a say in whether or not a child will be a boy or a girl

female sperm swims slower than male sperm, but the males can’t swim for as long as the females. this means that a long penis will be closer to the egg when releasing the sperm, and there will be a higher chance for the child to be a boy.

so in conclusion

if you have a lot of sons you have a big dick

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THIS IS MY NEW FAVORITE POST

kanyewesticle:

i dont ship…i yacht. im not a low budget bitch

pixelflutter:

pastabot:

why are dolls from the 1920’s-50’s always the ones that are haunted?? i wanna see a haunted anime love pillow

[/warbled demonic voice]IM NOT YOUR WAIFU, SHITLORRRDDD

pikajewish:

GET OUT ME SWAMP

pikajewish:

GET OUT ME SWAMP

livebloggingmydescentintomadness:

"dean has a hot new love interest"

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stunningpicture:

The days news, in one photo

stunningpicture:

The days news, in one photo

ohawkguy:

[a left boob appears within arm’s reach]

chris evans:

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warriorinthemaking:

lucas better keep his little mouth shut

warriorinthemaking:

lucas better keep his little mouth shut

luxurae:

Steve Jobs should’ve had a son and named him Blow.

happiest:

my nans going 2 slaughter me

happiest:

my nans going 2 slaughter me