good weather during finals
- me: *In a very suspicious seeming alleyway*
- police officer: what are you doing here
- me: the real question is what are YOU doing here?
- police officer: oh damn true
Got a wasp nest in your backyard? I’ll shoot it with my sniper rifle. Sometimes the nest explodes, and sometimes I miss and hit your barbeque grill, but that’s all part of the experience. $20 a nest