Her Majesty the Queen aka one time bond girl, sass queen, and a total bamf

godblessameric:

solikeumyeah:

Johanna is so real, i forgot how much i loved her. 

i also love that they censored “fuck” but not the deaths of children

akailolita:

good weather during finals 

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feelingphan:

i-wanna-be-stereotyped:

I wish my friends would take random pictures of me when we hang out because I’m an arrogant prick and I want more pictures of myself that aren’t selfies.

PLs

shitshilarious:

When you are about to fall asleep and you do the thing

shitshilarious:

When you are about to fall asleep and you do the thing

  • me: *In a very suspicious seeming alleyway*
  • police officer: what are you doing here
  • me: the real question is what are YOU doing here?
  • police officer: oh damn true

Actual five year olds.

i was havin a great time until i remembered that i was ugly

urbancatfitters:

“what do u want to be when u grow up”

rich

nethilia:

whitepeople.jpg

officialunitedstates:

Got a wasp nest in your backyard?  I’ll shoot it with my sniper rifle.  Sometimes the nest explodes, and sometimes I miss and hit your barbeque grill, but that’s all part of the experience.  $20 a nest

deadwasp:

you tellin me mangas aint japanese colouring books